Lame Jokes

Try out the below questions. Super lame...

Questions?
1. Why did the computer go to the doctors?

2. What do you take before every meal?

3. Why did the chicken cross the play ground?

4. Why are fish so smart?

5. What colour is a burp?

6. Why do birds fly north in the winter?

7. Why do fish live in salt water?

8. What do sea monsters eat?

9. Have you heard the joke about the jam?

10.Why did the mouse cross the road?

Answers!
1. It had a virus!

2. A seat!

3. To get to the other slide!

4. It's because they live in schools!

5. Burple!

6. Because it's too far to walk!

7. Well because pepper makes them sneeze!

8. Fish and ships!

9. Can't tell you might spread it!

10.It was stuck to the elephants bottom!